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The Classics Never Die! With Tom Lucas

Our newest interview is with contributor Tom Lucas, who supplied us with a fantastic werewolf tale called Missing.


Tom Lucas was born and raised in Detroit, and although currently enjoying the lack of snow and ice in Florida, remains a son of the post-industrial apocalypse. His works include Leather to the Corinthians, Pax Titanus, and stories in many anthologies. He is a college professor, author, and spoken word performer. When not writing, Tom likes to drive fast and take chances.

Tell us a little about yourself.

I’ve been writing professionally for a long time, but the vast majority of that was while wearing the hat of a journalist or copy writer.

I’m also a teacher – about 15 years now and it’s the best thing ever.

Lately, I’ve been feeling old. I turn 50 this year, which means nothing to anyone older than me but since I don’t have their perspective, I don’t care what they think.

Getting older means I no longer feel that I have something to prove but it also means I’m really over a lot of things. I now know why old people are so damn cranky.

But…being older means I’ve seen a hell of a lot of cool bands and read a lot of great books, and I have a lot of great stories to tell. Just don’t hang around me too long or I’ll end up repeating them.

Ultimately, my life is now a constant vortex of déjà vu and forgetfulness.

What kind of books/stories do you write?

Science fiction and horror would be the closest shelves to put me on, but I have a crippling inability to take myself seriously, so satire and the absurd always find their way into my work. It makes me a bit on my own – not quite this and not quite that – but fun and weird is where my works lives.

What do you do when you’re not writing?

Read! Watch! Play!

Tell us about the story you wrote for the anthology.

“Missing” was a werewolf story I wrote mainly for myself a couple years before the anthology came around to give it a home. I was born and raised in Detroit, and I came upon a werewolf legend from the area, the Loup Garou. The French who settled Detroit brought their folklore with them and this one is particularly nasty.

It’s a werewolf that feeds on brides on their wedding day. I thought it would be fun to bring this monster into the modern world and see what would happen. It turned out to be fairly long story, so thanks to everyone for sticking through it to the bloody end.

What compelled you to write about the particular monster you chose?

I’m skipping this one as I kinda answered it already.

Do you have a favorite monster movie? It doesn’t have to be limited to the classic monster movies.

Well…my favorite, all-time absolute “monster,” is the cruel and mighty Cthulhu, but he’s never really been captured well enough in a movie and as far as we know, is still sleeping. Best to just leave him be, I think.

From the classics, it’s one hundred percent Frankenstein’s Monster. He’s a walking existential crisis, something I can certainly relate to.

What are you currently working on? Do you have anything new getting ready to be released?

I have three current projects.

I recently submitted a solicited novella manuscript to a cool indie press. It’s essentially Encyclopedia Brown vs. Cthulhu and I had an absolutely blast writing it. Cross your tentacles and pseudopods for good luck, because as of this interview, I don’t know its fate.

I am halfway through a novel. This one is an open letter to the geek fan community, and is sort of Constantine meets Ready Player One.

And I am nearly finished with a horror novel. What happens when an ex-junkie rockabilly cat inherits a house that contains a portal to the afterlife and its guarded by a terribly evil entity? So, it’s Trainspotting in a haunted house.

What are you currently promoting? Tell us all about your newest work.

This anthology! Last year I spent deep in manuscripts, so nothing new hit the scene. Next year could be a barnstormer. Stay tuned, I guess.


You can find Toms books here.

The Classics Never Die! An Anthology of Old School Movie Monsters – Available in paperback, ebook, or audiobook.

10 Questions with Jeff O’Brien

Jeff O’Brien once ate a two-pound hamburger and a pound of bacon-cheese fries at Fuddrucker’s. He isn’t proud of much else. He also wrote BigBoobenstein and Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth.

1. Can you tell us a little about yourself?

Oh, I sure can. That’s easy. I live in New Hampshire. I hate it here. I want to move to warmer climates. I’m obsessed with aliens and UFOs. I have a hamster and two guinea pigs. I love to read books and write them too. One time I ate a two-pound hamburger and a pound of bacon-cheddar fries. It was my proudest moment.

2. Can you take us through a typical writing session? Do you listen to music? Or maybe lock yourself in a basement for complete piece and quiet?

I wish I had some kind of method that worked every time. Typically, I struggle for weeks or even months to get my ideas out, then it suddenly clicks and I’ve got the first draft of my book done in three weeks or sometimes even two. Sometimes it’s when I’m at home in the quiet. Sometimes it’s when I’m at the cigar lounge and there are guys talking loudly with multiple TVs on around me. It seems to be up to my brain whether or not I’ll be productive, regardless of where I am. My brain has a brain of its own, I guess.

Bigboobenstein Omnibust

3. You are a self-publisher, and always have been, correct?

Correct. My books are all self-published. I’ve had a few stories picked up for anthologies along the way, but I don’t even bother with that anymore.

3a. Sub question: Promotion is never easy and I believe it can be even harder when you self-publish. What have you learned over the years that works for you? –

What works for me is working alone, doing everything myself except the obvious: editing, cover art and design. I’m sure all the publishers I’ve ever attempted to work with think I’m a complete dick, snowflake, diva, whatever you wanna call it. It’s kind of embarrassing, actually, which is why I just go it alone now. My story is my story. I can’t change something when a publisher or editor asks me to. If what they wanted was what I wanted, I would have written that the first time. So I’m happier and make more friends doing my own thing.

3b. Second sub question: Do you have any sure-fire methods for getting books into people’s hands?

The only method I know of automatically getting a book into people’s hands is by giving them away. I do those Kindle giveaways every now and then. I’ve actually found they tend to boost sales of my other books a little bit when I do them. For every fifty people that gets the free download, there might be one or two who like what they see and throw down a few more bucks to check out more of my stuff. So that’s something I do once in a while, but there is no sure-fire way of getting your book into the right people’s hands. I’m not a successful author, and I’ll not pretend to be one. I’m still figuring this shit out.

4. You used to play in bands, playing both bass and drums at different times. Do you find it a similar struggle to get your writing out as it was to get people to your shows, or buy your music?

It’s exactly the same, man. Which makes the stigma around self-publishing so friggin annoying. When I was chasing the metal dream, we funded our own recording, paid for our own gas, and got the fuck out on the road and played to as many people as possible. People praise that. People see your book is self-published and they’re like fuck you. But, like anything else, I just don’t have the time or the energy to give a fuck. That’s valuable energy I can put into writing fucked up shit. I do what I do and I love it.

Heart Shaved Box

5. What has been your biggest struggle with writing? Is there a book or story of yours that was more difficult to finish than any other?

Heart Shaved Box took me four years to finish, and it’s my shortest book, at just over 22K words. I don’t know what held me up with that one. I think maybe I loved the title so much that I wanted the story to live up to it. I think I did okay. I depicted Jesus (the main antagonist) as a pedophile, and the Catholic Church as a world-wide pedophilia ring. So maybe God and Jesus were watching over me trying to halt my progress. I hope I’m barred entry to the pearly gates and have to have orgies with Satan and his hot demon chicks for all of eternity.

6. Who are your literary influences? What books are your favorite? Are there any books or authors that you repeatedly re-read?

The main writer who has had a massive impact on me in Piers Anthony. But I got just as much inspiration to write from being a kid in the early 90s and watching Comedy Central. Mystery Science Theater 3000, Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, etc. There was a time when it was good to watch TV! I’m so famn lucky to have been a sponge to CC at that age. So much amazing shit that opened my young eyes up to the world, and culture, history, sexuality, etc. A little later I got into John Waters and TROMA and that kind of thing, and years later I found my niche with combining the absurdist, dirty humor of the aforementioned shows with the shock and gore of the movies I loved. I’ve always had to look somewhere other than books for inspiration because virtually no one but me writes the kind of shit I write.

As far as favorite books go, it’s a toss-up between A Spell for Chameleon and On a Pale Horse, both by Piers Anthony. I love fantasy, and I’ve read The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan like four times. I love sci-fi, but the overly technical shit goes way over my head. I’ll make no claims of being smart or anything like that. Horror of course too, but I don’t read it much anymore. I’ll always love it, but I devoured so much of it in my life I need to a break.

7. When did you decide you wanted to be a writer? Were there any books that were the catalyst to starting you on this path?

I made a few attempts throughout my twenties but I was too wrapped up in playing music. I didn’t give writing an honest shot until I was about 28, and had my first book out when I was 30. I think it was just the right time. My influences, which I mentioned above, had been stewing in my brain for almost twenty years by that time. Once I committed to writing, it all came spewing out of me like diarrhea.

The first book I read the made me say: “Fuck, I want to do this!” was probably Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill. It’s just such a perfect horror story, and the combination of horror and metal made me realize I could include all my passions into one.


8. You write Horror, Bizarro, and Sword and Sorcery, and even a YA book. Is there one genre you prefer over the others? Do you think you’ll try your hand at any other genres?

My pretentious little goal has always been to be like Piers Anthony, meaning that I’d like to write any genre and make it my own in a way that the reader will know it’s a Jeff O’Brien book. Piers Anthony is pretty much a genre of his own. Sort of like Tarantino too. Not that I’d ever compare myself to either of those guys!

I need to seriously tackle something that involves Ancient Aliens. I have about half a manuscript written that involves them, but it’s not really going anywhere. Until then I just gotta keep telling the stories my brain’s brain keeps coming up with.

9. What is next for Jeff O’Brien? You recently released The BigBoobenstein: Omnibust Edition, do you have another book ready to put out into the world or are you finishing something up?

I have a few things in the works, mainly a horror story that’s kind of a tribute to the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis. It’s my typical fare. Goth chicks, boobs, sex, gore, and all that other stuff.

Journey to the Edge

10. Tell us about your most recent release. How has it been received to previous releases?

Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth was kind of an experiment. I wrote it almost entirely in stream of consciousness style, just to see where my mind would go. I was pretty happy with the results. It’s raised a few eyebrows and gained me a few new readers, but I’m still the “BigBoobenstein guy” and probably always will be, and I’m perfectly fine with that. I’m just doing this because I love it. If it somehow turns into my not having to spend 40 hours a week in a meat room, I’ll be grateful. But, I am a realist. So I’ll keep doing what I do in my free time and loving it.

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10 Questions with Kirk Jones

Kirk Jones

Kirk Jones (k3rk Dʒoʊnz): 1. English Director of Nanny McPhee 2. “Sticky Fingaz,” rap artist and actor who played Blade for the television series 3. Canadian who survived a dive over Niagara Falls . . . only to return and pass upon his second attempt. 4. Boring white author of Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Copulating Inanimals (Eraserhead Press, 2010), Journey to Abortosphere (Rooster Republic, 2014), Die Empty (Atlatl, 2017), and Aetherchrist (Apex, 2018) who often gets mistaken for the other, arguably more notable, Kirk Jones fellows. 5. Also not Kirk Byron Jones.
1. Can you tell us a little about yourself?

I come from a small town called Fine, NY about an hour from the Canadian border. I like quiet.

2. You are a teacher. I imagine that with the school year being in full swing that makes you pretty busy in the evenings and possibly on the weekends. How do you balance your work load and your writing?

It used to keep me very busy. I still remember doing writing conferences with students on AIM years ago. I was pulling like 10-hour days back then.

Those days are behind me though. I leave my office between 3-5pm every day, and I don’t take work home with me, except checking e-mail after hours.

My writing counts as scholarship in my job, which is a requirement for advancement, so I spend 8-10 hours a week in office writing. Right now that happens on Fridays typically.

If I’m really in the groove I’ll continue writing at home, but I haven’t done that since last fall. I’m too tired when I get home and I like to unwind with the kids.

The important thing is to not compromise. No matter what. You want a Friday free, don’t schedule meetings or classes on Friday. If you have to work every day, set a time aside and work when you can. Set a number of hours a week and make it happen. If the work isn’t appealing, try something different.

I realize I’m writing from a position of privilege. I’m lucky as hell to be doing what I’m doing and to get paid what I do and to get professional recognition at my job for writing fiction. What I don’t always see is my ignorance about others’ situations. So if that line about not compromising comes off as pompous or idealistic, then fuck me and my advice. Here’s something more all-encompassing:

Write like you’re Burger King. Have it your way.
3. Can you take us through a typical writing session? Do you listen to music? Or maybe lock yourself in a basement for complete peace and quiet?

I write in six stages:

    • Brainstorm
    • Rough outline
    • Detailed outline
    • Working draft
    • Revisions
    • Ask Atlatl or Apex if they’re willing to read my work.

I brainstorm and write the rough outline in my basement, breaking an idea down scene by scene, preferably with a beer, but I’m trying to cut back on that. Getting too old and tired for that now.I usually play a shitty 80s flick in the background on low volume, or He-Man. Nostalgia is my jam, but I don’t have much time to focus on it, so 80s has kind of become the soundtrack to my life. It hovers in the background because I don’t want to stagnate by actively focusing on it.I write the detailed outline in my office.I write the detailed outline out one scene at a time.With the door shut.

With the lights out and ambient music playing softly. I’m really into chillwave lately, but man I really love The Midnight and Timecop1983 as well, which I think is synthwave. I can’t keep track of all the delineations. All I know is I really enjoy it.

I let that detailed outline for the first scene percolate overnight.

The next day I turn that detailed outline scene into a working draft scene.

I have two monitors. I have my detailed outline on one monitor, and I write the working draft on the other.

Once I am done fleshing out my detailed outline in “working draft” form, I go to the next section’s rough outline and flesh it out into a detailed outline.

The next day I go in and do the “working draft” writing on that.

Right now I get to do this once a week, so I usually try to flesh out a few scenes each week in preparation for my Friday writing. If I’m lucky I’ll get through all of those scenes and I’ll be able to detail outline a few scenes for the next week.

In between those writing days I’m thinking about and talking about my book on my audio recorder, collecting ideas, and preparing for future stories. So while I don’t “write” on my current project every day, I’m thinking about writing every day and talking about it, and I write about 10 pages of e-mails and feedback on the daily, so I’m always going through the motions. The trouble is shifting gears from academic writing to professional correspondence relating to assessment to casual conversation to creative writing, all of which have different genre conventions. But that’s a discussion for another time.

Uncle Sam's

4. You were in The New Bizarro Author Series from Eraserhead Press. I know they used to use it like a trial period of some sorts. I suppose you had to impress them with sales and promotion to get a contract with them. Was it difficult trying to meet their sales requirements? What have you learned about promoting your work since then?

We had to sell 200 copies. To meet that figure towards the end, I bought copies wholesale from EP and then sold them for $5 to my college students who were interested. Then I’d take that money and buy copies from Amazon to count towards my sales goal. So ultimately every two copies I sold resulted in one actual copy sold that counted towards my 200 total.

I was about 10 short of the 200 goal.

But then we were told that the 200 goal was just a superficial number and to write a letter explaining why we were interested in becoming part of EP, which was good news for us, because most of us thought we hadn’t made it.

I wrote my letter, and was not offered a contract. One of my friends later said he heard through the grapevine that one of the reasons I was not offered a contract was because my letter never really mentioned a contract at all. Truth be told, I was pussyfooting around very carefully because I heard that the contract might result in publication delays because EP was a growing publisher and releasing titles from NBAS folks might be a lower priority. But ultimately it really depended on the appeal of the title and story and the pace at which the story was written. Some NBASers, like David Barbee, are published fairly consistently because they have great, high-concept titles that they can bang out really fast. Others, like Eric Hendrixson, may work on a title for years before it finally sees the light of day.

Maybe it is just me infusing the experience with a bit of karmic balance, but I also suspect I wasn’t offered a contract because me and another author were self-righteous pricks about the whole process. Our egos were larger than our prowess as writers. We felt we deserved more at the time. We used to call one another about imagined slights . . . I won’t elaborate. I’ll just say it was a toxic dynamic we both contributed to. That was my second life lesson on a topic that has become a prominent feature in my life: never trust someone who tries to drag you into their misery. If I had a dollar for every time I was dragged into a dynamic like that . . . I’d have about four bucks, and I still kick myself in the ass for every dynamic I foolishly dove into like that. And I’m not just talking about in the writing industry. I’m talking everywhere now. I’ve promised myself never to get drawn into dynamics like that again.

It is hard to avoid when you’re starting out. You have to watch out for folks who try to commiserate with you. It’s like a game of asshole poker, for lack of a better simile. And it starts off innocently enough, with people just sort of picking at wounds, testing to see what kinds of things bother you. If you indulge them at all, they’ll keep upping the ante. But eventually folks who initiate this kind of game will up the ante to a degree you can’t get down with. They’ll try to draw you into openly shitting on someone, or trying to draw more people into the fold, and if you don’t go along, they’ll cash in the chips and you lose the rapport you’ve built up with that person, and they’ll sell you up shit creek. You know the trope. Next thing you know they’re going around telling everyone about the shit you talked like they were innocent bystanders.

The hardest part is distinguishing between folks who are just venting about an industry or profession, because there are frustrating idiosyncrasies, and people who are venting because they deal in muckraking. You kind of have to keep a degree of professional distance from people.

My recommendation is, if you need to vent, vent to someone you trust outside of the industry. Because then very little is at stake.

I’m always generally reluctant to share errors in judgment like the one above regarding my time with NBAS, but the truth is we need more authors to be candid about their errors. We all fuck up. If you don’t you’re either very lucky or you have a very good mentor, in which case you’re lucky for that. The rest of us learn through trial and error, sometimes more errors than others. I’d say at the end of the day I’m one of those authors who learned how to do things the right way by doing just about everything the wrong way. But I’m sure there’s still plenty more for me to fuck up along the way.

5. What has been your biggest struggle with writing? Is there a book or story of yours that was more difficult to finish than any other?

As far as struggles with writing go, I’ll defer to my response above. Politics. Politics were very tough for me when I started. I’ve always been pretty naïve when it comes to that shit. I don’t think I truly learned a great deal about interpersonal dynamics until I was 34 or so, like a year or two ago. Prior to that I was constantly fluctuating between outspoken, taken aback, confused, and angry. I’m still learning now, but I’m less of those four previously-mentioned variables than in the past. Well, maybe not less outspoken. But I’m not as angry or confused.

Journey to Abortosphere was the hardest book to write. I hated writing that fucking book. The further I got into it, the more I hated it. I wrote it because I thought it was my best bet at a continued chance in the bizarro genre, nothing more. I’ve said before I had only a superficial understanding of bizarro at the time, and I wrote the juvenile tripe I associated with bizarro: buttholes being displaced by time travel.

I enjoy the book in retrospect, but upon writing it, ugh. It was a fucking nightmare.
6. Who are your literary influences? What books are your favorite? Are there any books or authors that you repeatedly re-read?

Philip K. Dick is the man. I go back to Barker’s Great and Secret Show and Everville every few years. For Dick I love Valis and A Scanner Darkly. A few years ago I started really getting into Anderson Prunty’s work, which makes having Die Empty published with Atlatl even more surreal. I really like Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever. The protagonist has such a superficial goal, and for me it’s a metaphor for all of our goals. What do they really mean? Double rainbow, man. What does it meeean!?

I’m digging Lucas Mangum’s work too, particularly Mania, which I still believe is his best work to date.

I think old George Billions (Buying Illegal Bugs with Bitcoin) is an up and coming voice as well.

All that being said, I read pretty tame stuff these days. Anything too gory and I generally turn away from it. It doesn’t mean I don’t admire the authors or their books. I’m just a more sensitive reader now that I’m older.
7. When did you decide you wanted to be a writer? Were there any books that were the catalyst to starting you on this path?

Stephen King’s Insomnia was the first book I read that made me want to be an author. (I only read about half before my I lost interest. Then my house burned down, so there was no finishing that one). I remember using my mom’s old Smith & Corona typewriters to write a story about some old guy ambling around the streets of a small town. I just wanted to focus in on the details. I gave up for several years after that. I wish I wouldn’t have.

8. How did you get into Bizarro fiction? What book was your introduction?

So this is how Edward Furlong feels when he’s asked what it was like to work with Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s not that I get tired of telling the story. I just have nothing new to say about it. So here goes:

I searched “Weird Shit” on Yahoo or Google and CM III’s page was one of the first that showed up. I was fascinated. I found the EP forum and checked that out. That was also fascinating, and a bit frightening. I bought Steel Breakfast Era, which at the time was housed with another book. I liked them both. Then I bought a starter kit and loved Donihe’s The Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports. In my opinion, it is still the pinnacle of bizarro humor to this day.
9. What is next for Kirk Jones? You recently released Aetherchrist through Apex press, do you have another book ready to put out into the world or are you finishing something up?

Atlatl is going to publish a book tentatively titled Fuck Happiness, though I’m a bit torn on the title since there are like 100 books now with f*ck in the title. F*ck this and F*ck that. It seems really tacky now and cliché. But part of me thinks, “Fuck it. Just don’t censor the title and that’ll give me the edge of distinction.” I don’t know. Anyway, we’re working with Matthew Revert on a cover and the manuscript has been done since last year. We’re just waiting for the right time to dive into it for 2019.

It’s a hard book to describe. I’d say where Die Empty is a sort of middle class dystopia story, Fuck Happiness is a working-class story about people who find salvation through misery as a social commodity. The Mandela Effect plays a large role in the story, and I think it is the most surreal, both in terms of content and style, that I have or will ever write. It may very well be my last bizarro novel, and it is the first one I am wholly proud of because I got to write it on my own terms without worrying what others would think about it or who would publish it.

After that I have Godwomb, which is complete now and sitting with Apex. Will they publish it? I don’t know. They expressed an interest in reading it, but have not said anything since my initial submission in July. I’m starting to get a bit nervous. It’s second person again (As is Fuck Happiness) and I know that can be unconventional. I’m taking a break from second person now, but it just came so naturally to me after Die Empty that I couldn’t help but bang a few more out in that fashion. My next is third person though:

Right now I’m working on a book tentatively titled Dying Breeds, a book about a camera that allegedly destroyed the silent film industry and the serial killer trying to track the camera down because it is rumored to have the ability to kill those photographed. I’m about half way done with writing it. And I’m really excited about this. It’s something I have been working on for many years. The initial incarnation of the story was submitted to The New Flesh, a collection WP III planned to publish back in 2010, I believe. Then this website called Death Head Grin published that story after the publisher who agreed to publish WP III’s anthology folded. I submitted a sequel story to Lamplight, but they passed. Honestly, the follow up wasn’t as compelling as the first. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about this story for a long time, and I’m glad I’m finally finishing it.


10. Tell us about your most recent release. How has it been received compared to previous releases?

Aetherchrist came out in May through Apex.

It’s classified as dark sci-fi. It has been described as fast-paced, paranoid, and ultimately it takes a turn in directions unanticipated. I’m really pleased with the concept, the idea that analog was used to suppress naturally-occurring wavelengths human thought was transferred across interpersonally. Now that analog is being phased out, people’s ability to pick up on the thoughts of others is returning, and it is resulting in paranoia and chaos rather than peace and harmony. Some people have such strong wavelengths that they can transmit their thoughts onto old analog receivers like televisions and old CB radios, and they’re using that power to broadcast their ideas to the world. Others have a sort of converse wavelength that inhibits analog frequency.

Anyway, the ideas are only explored a little in the book, and the book is so fertile in terms of concepts that I’m definitely doing another, longer book down the road based on this mythos. I’m already priming myself for it, but I have a few other projects to burn through first.

It was received by the audience I have carried with me from other titles well, and the audience Apex brought to my work has been pretty positive as well. Some folks like the bizarro elements (I often wonder what bizarro elements) and others find it too out there for their tastes.

But Apex is all about genre bending and experimenting, so I think it was a great home for Aetherchrist. I’m not sure about sales or anything. I haven’t heard anything yet in that regard, but as long as folks are reading and hating or loving it, I’m happy.

You can find Kirk Jones at these various sites:

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